Dear Lean Cuisine,
Please consider a change of your name that is more descriptive of your product. I propose your name should be changed to Break Room Microwave Odorizer. The tag line could be “It doesn’t matter how many right angles or doors separate you from a shared microwave, the all new Break Room Microwave Odorizers [...]
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June 16, 2009
Dear Lean Cuisine:
June 8, 2009
Backyards
This was taken today in our backyard in Winter Park, CO.
In Colorado, people deal with this in their backyards. I deal with fleas.
June 4, 2009
I Hate
I hate the word “marginalia” for obvious reasons.
Used in a sentence:
Please excuse my messy marginalia.
OR
I hope opposing counsel doesn’t accidently see my marginalia.
June 2, 2009
My friends and I made these up…
Spell Icup.
Say Ketchup and Rubber Buns after everything I say…1) What did you eat for breakfast? 2) What did you eat for dinner? 3) What do you do when you see a pretty girl?
I see you under there…(under where(wear)?)
Man it smells like up dog in here.
Ok, it starts like this… “I went to a chinese [...]
December 5, 2008
Annalee Quote of the Day
“In houses with wood floors, do you wear house shoes?”
I politely told her there were no preconceived rules about what clothes you are allowed to wear in your own house regardless of what floors you have.
November 7, 2008
Proud.
Annalee has started walking for breast cancer.
And she’s not going to stop until she’s walked 60 miles.
She’s constantly doing things to push herself, to make herself better. Usually, it’s connected to a good cause such as this. It’s one of the things that makes me crazy for her.
I’m lazy, only slightly self-motivated. She’s not. She [...]
November 4, 2008
Witt
My nephew is perfect.
He may have an extremely rare genetic syndrome, but to me and God he’s perfect.
I pray that my life has even a small fraction of the impact that his already has on the lives of others.
God, thank you for Witt.
Go see for yourself.
