Dear Lean Cuisine:

Dear Lean Cuisine,

Please consider a change of your name that is more descriptive of your product.  I propose your name should be changed to Break Room Microwave Odorizer.  The tag line could be “It doesn’t matter how many right angles or doors separate you from a shared microwave, the all new Break Room Microwave Odorizers will make it to your nose in record speed.  Just heat and smell them work.  Plus, you can eat them too!”  A companion product could be the Burned Popcorn Break Room Odorizer.  “For all those tough to fight pleasant office smells, Burned Popcorn Break Room Odorizer penetrates deeply into the walls and air ducts of the office, making your freshly cleaned clothes smell like burned popcorn in no time at all!” 

Signed,

My Nose