Monthly Archives: June 2009

Dear Lean Cuisine, Please consider a change of your name that is more descriptive of your product.  I propose your name should be changed to Break Room Microwave Odorizer.  The tag line could be “It doesn’t matter how many right … Continue reading →

This was taken today in our backyard in Winter Park, CO. In Colorado, people deal with this in their backyards.  I deal with fleas.

I hate the word “marginalia” for obvious reasons. Used in a sentence:  Please excuse my messy marginalia.   OR I hope opposing counsel doesn’t accidently see my marginalia.

Spell Icup. Say Ketchup and Rubber Buns after everything I say…1) What did you eat for breakfast? 2) What did you eat for dinner? 3) What do you do when you see a pretty girl? I see you under there…(under … Continue reading →