Monthly Archives: June 2009
Dear Lean Cuisine:
Dear Lean Cuisine, Please consider a change of your name that is more descriptive of your product. I propose your name should be changed to Break Room Microwave Odorizer. The tag line could be “It doesn’t matter how many right … Continue reading
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Backyards
This was taken today in our backyard in Winter Park, CO. In Colorado, people deal with this in their backyards. I deal with fleas.
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I Hate
I hate the word “marginalia” for obvious reasons. Used in a sentence: Please excuse my messy marginalia. OR I hope opposing counsel doesn’t accidently see my marginalia.
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My friends and I made these up…
Spell Icup. Say Ketchup and Rubber Buns after everything I say…1) What did you eat for breakfast? 2) What did you eat for dinner? 3) What do you do when you see a pretty girl? I see you under there…(under … Continue reading
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