Dear Lean Cuisine,
Please consider a change of your name that is more descriptive of your product. I propose your name should be changed to Break Room Microwave Odorizer. The tag line could be “It doesn’t matter how many right angles or doors separate you from a shared microwave, the all new Break Room Microwave Odorizers [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 16, 2009
Dear Lean Cuisine:
June 8, 2009
Backyards
This was taken today in our backyard in Winter Park, CO.
In Colorado, people deal with this in their backyards. I deal with fleas.
June 4, 2009
I Hate
I hate the word “marginalia” for obvious reasons.
Used in a sentence:
Please excuse my messy marginalia.
OR
I hope opposing counsel doesn’t accidently see my marginalia.
June 2, 2009
My friends and I made these up…
Spell Icup.
Say Ketchup and Rubber Buns after everything I say…1) What did you eat for breakfast? 2) What did you eat for dinner? 3) What do you do when you see a pretty girl?
I see you under there…(under where(wear)?)
Man it smells like up dog in here.
Ok, it starts like this… “I went to a chinese [...]
