Lindsey Lohan Learns Little

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That’s right folks. Celebrity gossip.

It’s so hard “livin’ and lovin’ and lovin’ and livin’ and all that entails” when police keep arresting you.

I’m going to start an organization called Lohan Strong. We will make millions of yellow anklets (to commemorate her blood alcohol monitor anklet) and sell them for $2. All of the proceeds will go to the Parents of Child Stars Education Fund which provides necessary education to parents who seem to forget all their parenting skills as soon as their kid smiles cutely on a big screen.

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