Crutch – 1, Squirrel – 0

Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch
Well folks, go ahead and put another mark on the “Squirrels killed in odd ways” tally you’ve been keeping.
This sounds like it’s right out of Christmas Vacation.“What’s that noise?”“There it is again. It’s a funny, SQUEAKY sound.”
It’s the sound of a killer.

The Tiger Inside

On Friday, I played my first round of golf.
I am not a prodigy.
I am ok with that.
I can putt.