February 14, 2007...5:10 pm

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As I am sitting in George’s Cafe, I am eavesdropping on the table next to me. Three girls and one guy are debating who the father of Anna Nicole’s baby is. Now, her bodyguard is claiming it’s his baby. That makes four potential fathers. They were actually tying to assign odds to each father. They were all pulling for the favorite. However, I have some information that might prove a longshot is truly the baby’s daddy.
The claim that the real father of Anna Nicole’s baby was actually our good friend Joe Pete was being tossed around our family. I knew nothing about this claim and decided to investigate. I was able to come up with photographic evidence that should prove this claim to be true. Please investigate for yourself. If you ask me, the resemblence is obvious. Put your money on Joe Pete at 50-1.

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