Apparently, Italian defender Marco Materazzi insulted Zinedine Zidane’s sister just before he was pummeled to the ground by Zidane’s head. Poor guy didn’t even know Zidane had a sister but it looks like they must have a special relationship. I wonder what Zidane’s sister’s name is…probably Zanedine, goes by Zany for short. Poor little Zany.
In other news, there are still more hoodlums who play football for the University of Texas. If Cedric Benson and Ramonce Taylor weren’t enough, now we have pot smoking cornerbacks who sleep in the back of cars with loaded 9mm pistols in their laps. Pretty soon, I bet Maurice Clarett will be knocking on Mack’s door looking to play running back.
