Adios

Going to leave this blog as it is, unless Annalee commandeers it again for giveaways.

Instead, go please go here.

 

See you there.

 

EJM

And the winner is…

CONGRATULATIONS to CHELSIE!

Please email me your address and I will mail the tickets your way asap.

Ticket Giveaway

We have TWO tickets to give away to

TUTS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE.

They are two great center mezzanine seats

at the HOUSTON HOBBY CENTER

for the 8 PM show on APRIL 3oTH.

My wife read the books and would love to go watch Laura, Ma, Pa and others on stage. But it’s my birthday, and she loves me even more than Little House. So while we have other plans for that day, we would love for someone else to get to enjoy the show. You could take a date, your daughter, your mom, or a friend.

To enter just leave a comment.

(If you don’t have a blog address, make sure you leave your email address.)

GOOD LUCK!

She’s Having My Baby

Dear Lean Cuisine:

Dear Lean Cuisine,

Please consider a change of your name that is more descriptive of your product.  I propose your name should be changed to Break Room Microwave Odorizer.  The tag line could be “It doesn’t matter how many right angles or doors separate you from a shared microwave, the all new Break Room Microwave Odorizers will make it to your nose in record speed.  Just heat and smell them work.  Plus, you can eat them too!”  A companion product could be the Burned Popcorn Break Room Odorizer.  “For all those tough to fight pleasant office smells, Burned Popcorn Break Room Odorizer penetrates deeply into the walls and air ducts of the office, making your freshly cleaned clothes smell like burned popcorn in no time at all!” 

Signed,

My Nose

Backyards

This was taken today in our backyard in Winter Park, CO.

In Colorado, people deal with this in their backyards.  I deal with fleas.

I Hate

I hate the word “marginalia” for obvious reasons.

Used in a sentence: 

Please excuse my messy marginalia.  

OR

I hope opposing counsel doesn’t accidently see my marginalia.

My friends and I made these up…

Spell Icup.

Say Ketchup and Rubber Buns after everything I say…1) What did you eat for breakfast? 2) What did you eat for dinner? 3) What do you do when you see a pretty girl?

I see you under there…(under where(wear)?)

Man it smells like up dog in here.

Ok, it starts like this…  “I went to a chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread…”

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg…

I don’t care if you think you’ve heard these before.  You must have heard them from my small Lutheran school in Houston, TX because we made these up.

Call me a nerd, but this was awesome…

How can you not like YoYo Ma?

Annalee Quote of the Day

“In houses with wood floors, do you wear house shoes?”

I politely told her there were no preconceived rules about what clothes you are allowed to wear in your own house regardless of what floors you have.